Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wake up Indians - Pakistan in 2012 & 2020 posted in pakistani Newspaper

Last chance to wake-up for Indians.
Posted in Pakistani newspaper where they r showing entire India as Pakistani country (And Maharashtra as MUSLIMABAD) by 2012 & 2020

http://express.com.pk/epaper/PoPupwindow.aspx?newsID=1100533604&Issue=NP_LHE&Date=20081203

http://express.com.pk/epaper/PoPupwindow.aspx?newsID=1100533603&Issue=NP_LHE&Date=20081203

Indian in Pakistan - A Patriotic Joke

An Indian was traveling on a train in Pakistan, along with his pregnant wife. A few Pak army officers were also traveling in the same compartment.
As every body knows, the Pakis think they are a little too smart and also try to show their superiority in all aspects.
They tried to act little smart and embarrass the Indian.
They thought at the same time, it would be a good way to pass time too.. So, one of them went and sat beside the man.
The Smart officer asked the man, "Are you an Indian?????"
"Yes", the man replied proudly.
The officer then said, "Is your wife pregnant????"
"Yes", replied the man.
He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was obviously visible that his wife was pregnant and the officer still asked that question.
But he kept quiet. Now, the officer thought it was time to have some fun.
He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would u like him to be?????"
"I'd make him a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.
"What if it is a girl ????" asked the officer.
"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.
Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is neither a boy nor a girl?"
The smart Indian realized the whole point of this officer speaking to him.
He realized that these officers were trying to embarrass him so he decided to give it back to them.
He thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the officer and said,
"In that case, he will join the Pakistan army......"

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Bhargavi - Astachamma Photos



Breaking News : Telugu - Death of Actress Bhargavi - Second heroine in the latest hit Astachamma




Bhargavi, the promising Actress from Tollywood who made her debut as second heroine in the movie Astachamma was found dead in misterious circumstances in her appartment. The actress won the hearts of many Telugu audience with her sheet and innocent acting as a traditional village girl. She came to limelight with only one movie and was booked for several movies in which she is in lead role in a couple.

Her body was found on her bed with some injuries and another male body was found near her. The dead male is assumed as her boy friend and some say that he is her fiance. There is no injuries on his body and hints of pesticide consumption is visible. Police are yet to interrogate the case.

Police identified the male as Praveen alias Bujji. They found a suicide note in his pocket revealing that he killed Bhargavi and commited suicide. There are rumours that the couple had married in the year 2006 and both are stage actors then.

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Tendulkar wins for India


As Graeme Swann prepared to bowl the second ball of his 29th over, more than 20,000 people in the stands abandoned their plastic chairs. They were on their feet, creating the sort of bedlam and noise I last witnessed at this very venue seven years ago, when Harbhajan Singh's squirt past point clinched the most famous of India's series victories. Swann bowled. The batsman came forward and patted the ball back with almost exaggerated flourish. The crowd was momentarily quieted but the primal scream started again as Swann went back to his mark.
Again, there was sharp turn, but the paddle-sweep that greeted the ball was emphatic. As it streaked to fine leg, the batsman ran down the pitch and punched the air in celebration, before being held aloft by his equally delighted partner. He's 35 years old and owns practically every batting record in the game, but you couldn't escape the feeling that this was probably Sachin Tendulkar's finest hour.
To score the winning runs in a record-shattering chase was special enough, but when that last stroke also brought up your 41st century, it became ineffably so. Boyhood dreams are made of this, and it says a lot about Tendulkar that he has never lost that child-like passion for the game.

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